ALLCOIN's Journey to Total Dominance
ALLCOIN's carefully planned journey to own everything while accomplishing magnificently nothing. Each milestone represents ALLCOIN's expansion into new realms of satirical perfection.
⭕ Current Progress: ALLCOIN Owns Everything
We're proud to announce ALLCOIN continues to own everything! No limits found, and none planned. ALLCOIN remains perfectly complete and all-encompassing, just as we intended.
The ALLCOIN Alliance Formation
Q2 2025Assemble the ultimate ALLCOIN team to claim ownership of everything. Because when you own all coins, you need all people.
The Double Down on Procrastination
Q3 2025Double our efforts in postponing everything. Because one level of procrastination just isn't enough.
Rise of the Anti-CEO
Q4 2025Appoint a CEO whose only power is to officially declare that AllCoin will never have any power or utility.
The Great Pause
Q1 2026Take a break from all the nothing we've accomplished. Even doing nothing is exhausting when you do it this thoroughly.
The Eternal ALLCOIN Dominance Era
Q2 2026+Become legends by owning everything forever. A legacy of ALLCOIN's complete dominance that will echo through the ages of crypto history.
🎯 Ready to Join ALLCOIN's Dominance?
This roadmap is a work of satirical art showcasing ALLCOIN's complete ownership philosophy. If you're looking for actual development milestones, you might want to check out literally any other cryptocurrency project.
But hey, at least ALLCOIN's roadmap is honest about owning everything!